Matt's 2004 Duece's Wild Triathlon Race Report


Deuces Wild Triathlon Festival Show Low, AZ Cathy and I stuffed the truck with bikes and dogs last weekend for a trip down Hwy 60 just over the border to Show Low, Arizona. This was the first year for the Deuces Wild Triathlon Festival, starting on Saturday with an Xterra triathlon, then continuing on Sunday with a sprint triathlon and an olympic triathlon. I made up my mind at the last minute to try both the Xterra and the olympic.

In a panic on the Thursday before the race, I asked Cathy if I could borrow her nice new Santa Cruz mountain bike. Much better than my bike, if you're Karl or Cathy's size. For me, a big mistake. I rode it around the yard a bit before we left, felt comfortable, and loaded it up. We arrived in Show Low on Friday night, and I was testing out my saddle on it in the parking lot, when Cathy noticed something was wrong. She said something like: "you look like you're riding a clown bike."

OK, I thought. I've never been in an Xterra before, and I've never even been in a mountain bike race. But my expectations are low, and I need to take it easy to be able to race two days in a row anyway. Good in theory, but I didn't expect the course to be quite that tough!

Saturday morning I left Cathy, Sparky, and Gigi at the motel (Cathy's nursing a broken foot and hates being a spectator at triathlons). All the races took place at a recreation area in the National Forest called "Fool Hollow Lake." Nice place in the pines just outside Show Low, with a lake about 3/4 mile long. Nice boat ramp and parking area where the transition area was located, I mean, everything was nice. The race organizers, Trisports.com, did a good job in getting this race together and getting a local organization going. Lots of volunteers and there was usually no question about what we had to do. I was really impressed with what they did with a first-year event.

The Xterra started with an 800 meter swim, and I came out of the water 18th out of 104 starters, not bad. It's a good thing I got ahead. The bike leg, although not really very technical, was nasty for a big guy on a little bike. If you've been in the mountains of western NM and eastern AZ, you know that most of the terrain is broken lava and sand. That's the best way to describe the course. Fifteen miles of long-ago abandoned jeep trails (with some roads interspersed here and there), and every time I hit a bump or some sand, the front wheel turned. Absolutely nerve racking. I held my own for, oh, about 1/4 mile, then people starting passing like I was standing still. I made it back in one piece, and only came close to crashing a couple of times. All the time I was thinking, "I can't wait to get on my road bike tomorrow!"

The run was tough, too. The course took us down and back up the face of the cliff next to the dam on the lake, then across a mostly-flat plateau, again with lots of rocks. It was only 8K, so even my weak legs could handle it. The big surprise was finishing 3rd/8 in my age group! OK, I was really 4th, but the overall winner came out of my age group, and I was bumped up. After a tough race, winning a prize was a real motivator for the next day.

After swallowing a steak, lots of carbos, and what was probably a bucketload of water Saturday afternoon, I was ready for the olympic distance race on Sunday. This time Cathy and the dogs went, and it was nice to have a cheering section.

The race organization was the same on Sunday, except the swim leg was twice as long and the bike and the run were on solid ground. The race was well organized again, with lots of happy (but tired) volunteers. These guys really know how to put on a fun race! The bike leg in this race was hard, too, with a few sharp hills as we flew downwind through Show Low, then into the wind and uphill on the way out of town. The return trip was a blast, 35-40 mph until we arrived back in town for the last few miles of stiff headwind. The run was fairly easy, with a couple of hills, and a decent breeze to keep you cool. And in the end, I somehow grabbed another 3rd in my age group. Remarkably, both races took almost the same time, around 2:35.

Both days featured a mega-raffle, with over $10,000 in merchandise. The olympic race had a $4,000 prize purse, so there were a few elites there looking for cash. This was one of the best, if not the best, organized races I've been to, and it was A LOT OF FUN, too. If it didn't conflict with the Buffalo Springs Lake half-iron, it'd be nice. Next year it's going to be a tough decision.

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